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Always Mind Your Head Tee (Bowler)

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£28.00

Safety First, Style Always.

Protect your mindset with a touch of class. This statement tee flips the classic “Mind Your Head” warning sign, replacing the hard hat with a gentleman’s bowler and moustache—a reminder that mental health requires both awareness and attitude.

  • The Design: A playful, British twist on the classic safety warning triangle.
  • The Message: “Always Mind Your Head” – because your mindset is your most valuable asset.

Fit: Roomy, traditional cut. Size down for a standard fit.

100% Cotton

Classic open-end yarn. Rugged, durable, and holds its shape.

Boxy Street Fit

Tubular construction for that authentic 90s streetwear drape.

Durable Print

High-contrast, precision transfer. Built for the daily grind.

Rapid Dispatch

Printed on demand. Dispatched locally. Tracked globally.

The Design

Mind Your Head. Mind Your Manners.

Most safety signs are boring. This one demands attention. The Always Mind Your Head (Bowler Edition) takes the universal warning for physical safety and repurposes it for mental resilience. It’s a nod to the stiff upper lip, but with a modern realization: true strength isn’t about silence; it’s about self-awareness.

Part of our “Mind Your Head” series, this design combines bold, high-contrast graphics with a sharp sense of humour. Whether you choose the stark Black and White or the vibrant Orange safety colourway, the message remains the same: Look after your head, and the rest will follow.

  • The Look: A clean, geometric graphic that blends industrial safety aesthetics with vintage British charm.
  • The Feel: Soft, breathable cotton that feels great from the first wear.
  • The Meaning: A daily reminder to duck the negativity and keep your head in the game.

Keep it classy. Keep it together.

T-Shirt Specs

Standard Issue Unisex Tee.

A heavyweight foundation that doesn't quit. Relaxed, classic, and structured for endurance. No frills. Just a solid staple built to take a beating.

  • Fit: Classic American relaxed fit.
  • Build: Seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders for structural integrity.
  • Durability: Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Taped neck and shoulders for structure.
  • Fabrication: Solid colors are 100% Cotton. (Ash Grey: 99% Cotton/1% Poly. Sport Grey: 90% Cotton/10% Poly. Heathers: 50% Cotton/50% Poly).
  • Tech: High-Definition Direct to Film (DTF) printing.

Size Guide

Measurements refer to the garment laying flat.

Size Chest (Pit-to-Pit) Length
S 46cm / 18″ 71cm / 28″
M 51cm / 20″ 74cm / 29″
L 56cm / 22″ 76cm / 30″
XL 61cm / 24″ 79cm / 31″
2XL 66cm / 26″ 81cm / 32″
3XL 71cm / 28″ 84cm / 33″
4XL 76cm / 30″ 86cm / 34″
5XL 81cm / 32″ 89cm / 35″

standard issue tshirt measurement guide with blue lines for length and width


Care Instructions.

  • Wash: Cold wash (30°C) with similar colours.
  • Dry: Hang dry recommended.
  • Iron: Low heat, inside out. Never iron the print.

Additional Information

Weight N/A
Color

White, Natural, Sand, Ash, Orange, Graphite Heather, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Navy, Black

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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