I Survived The Raptor – T-shirt
£28.00
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Every order helps support MMH’s wider mission.
Fit: Roomy, traditional cut. Size down for a standard fit.
Soft Ring-Spun Cotton.
Taped Neck & Shoulders.
Double-Needle Sleeve Hems.
The Design
Face The End With A Grin
The internet is spiralling with doomsday predictions, panic posts, and end-of-the-world hysteria. While everyone else is bracing for the “Rapture,” you’re standing your ground, ready for the Raptor. It’s a deadpan nod to mass hysteria, internet chaos, and keeping your sense of humour when the world loses its mind.
You can’t control the headlines, the fear, or whatever March 22nd, 2026 is supposed to bring. You can control how you face it. Built to outlast the panic, this tee is for anyone who prefers sharp humour over blind hysteria. Stand firm, stay level-headed, and keep grinning — even if the apocalypse turns out to have teeth.
Size Guide
Measurements refer to the garment laying flat.
| Size | Chest (Pit-to-Pit) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 46cm / 18″ | 71cm / 28″ |
| M | 51cm / 20″ | 74cm / 29″ |
| L | 56cm / 22″ | 76cm / 30″ |
| XL | 61cm / 24″ | 79cm / 31″ |
| 2XL | 66cm / 26″ | 81cm / 32″ |
| 3XL | 71cm / 28″ | 84cm / 33″ |
| 4XL | 76cm / 30″ | 86cm / 34″ |
| 5XL | 81cm / 32″ | 89cm / 35″ |
T-Shirt Specs
Standard Issue Unisex Tee.
A heavyweight everyday tee with a classic relaxed fit. Built for structure, durability, and regular wear.
- Fit: Classic relaxed fit. Unisex.
- Fabric: 100% cotton on solid colours. Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester. Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester. Heathers: 50% cotton / 50% polyester.
- Weight: Heavyweight everyday construction.
- Details: Seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems.
- Print: High-definition Direct to Film (DTF) print.
Care Instructions
- Wash: Cold wash (30°C) with similar colours.
- Dry: Hang dry recommended.
- Iron: Low heat, inside out. Never iron the print.
Delivery & Returns
Standard Tracked Delivery
Standard tracked delivery is included with every order. Priority options may be available at checkout.
Made to Order
Every item is made to order, so please check the size guide before ordering. A better fit means fewer returns, fewer extra journeys, and less waste.
Returns Accepted
Returns are accepted. Since each piece is custom-printed for you, customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
Print Guarantee
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, please let us know as soon as possible and we will arrange a priority replacement at no cost to you.
Your Impact
Purpose-Led
Every purchase helps sustain MMH’s wider work, including the MMH Men’s Mental Health signposting platform, awareness projects, and donations to selected causes.
Responsible Production
We are recognised as People & Planet First and Good Market Verified. Each item is made to order, reducing overproduction, unnecessary stock, and garment waste.
Climate Contribution
0.5% of revenue is contributed to carbon removal through Stripe Climate, supporting projects focused on reducing long-term environmental impact.
Social Enterprise UK | People & Planet First | Good Market Verification
I Survived The Raptor - T-shirt Details
The I Survived The Raptor - T-shirt is a statement T-shirt built around bold graphic design and an easy everyday fit.
Built For Daily Wear
Designed to work as a standalone piece or layered under a hoodie, this T-shirt gives you the impact of a strong graphic without losing wearability. Clean shape, direct design, and made for regular rotation.
Available in White, Sport Grey, Military Green, Dark Heather, Maroon, Navy and Black and sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL, this piece is made for people who want statement apparel that still works as proper everyday clothing.
100% Cotton
Classic open-end yarn. Rugged, durable, and holds its shape.
Boxy Street Fit
Tubular construction for that authentic 90s streetwear drape.
Durable Print
High-contrast, precision transfer. Built for the daily grind.
Printed Locally
Fulfilled by trusted partners. Faster delivery, reduced footprint, supporting local economies.
